Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Signed up for my Gmail account about 2 weeks ago, now I can invite someone too! Want to know something sad ... I can't think of anyone to invite. Everyone I know has either got one already or wouldn't know what to do with it if I did invite them. *sigh* I'm such a loser.
Monday, June 28, 2004
Instant Family
Add a few guests and ... BINGO ... INSTANT FAMILY! With my parents and cousins in town visiting, Debbie and I got to have a little fun at the mall yesterday. Imagine this picture: myself, Debbie (at 5 months pregnant), my 2 14 year old cousins (one who's taller than me) and my 10 year old cousin. The questioning looks we got were hysterical:
"Are they their children?"
"They look awfully young to have 3 kids that old"
"They're expecting a FOURTH?!?!?!?!?"
Even the sales person we talked to made a reference to our "family". I love playing with people's minds. :D
"Are they their children?"
"They look awfully young to have 3 kids that old"
"They're expecting a FOURTH?!?!?!?!?"
Even the sales person we talked to made a reference to our "family". I love playing with people's minds. :D
Sunday, June 27, 2004
Another disaster averted
Just when you though the union saga was over, it reared its ugly head again this weekend. The last contract negotiation dealt with the CWA, this contract negotiation was with the IBEW. Once again, Debbie found herself with the looming prospect of working 12 hour days, 7 days a week. Not real nice. Now, you may or may not know that she also happens to be 5 months pregnant, so shouldn't she get some special dispensation for that? Well, we found out that she could indeed get a doctor's note stating she could only work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. This nicety brought one little caveat ... she would then be considered on disability and would be barred from all travel (personal or business) under threat of employment termination. That means we wouldn't be able to go to Denver for my brother's wedding (more on that later), we wouldn't be able to go to Detroit or Baltimore before the baby was born. A lot of problems arose. Fortunately, the whole situation is close to being resolved. A tentative agreement has been reached with IBEW so now, this is all a moot point. Thank goodness!
Friday, June 25, 2004
I HATE CELL PHONE CAMERAS
My friend, cetan, wrote a post about cell phone camers. I was going to write a comment to his post, but as you can see, my feelings on this warrented a post of its own:
I hate cell phone cameras. Technology tends to fall in 2 camps: pick 1 thing and do it great OR do everything equally as bad. Guess were I would categorize the cell phone camera? On top of this is I found it annoying enough whent he naked guy in the locker room just would not let a call from his buddy go to his voice mail ... Nooooooooooo ... he has to answer that right there standing in full view of everyone. That was bad enough, but now he could be taking pictures of people without their knowledge.
I was at Great Clips near my house and a mother was letting her child play with her cell phone. I didn't mind as it had games on it and it kept the brat from screaming. Then I notice I hear some clicking sounds coming from the phone, it kind sounded like a faint camera shutter. This kid was taking pictures and the only indication was a faint sound. I think Korea has it right when the passed a law stating a camera must make a VERY LOUD sound when a camera takes a picture.
Here's the best part about cell phone cameras: what about businesses that forbid cameras on the premises. I work at such a company. Seeing as we make cell phones for a living, it's kinda hard to ban cameras all together. Do you just ban camera phones? How can you tell? Do you know examine every cell phone a person tries to bring onto the premises, which in my company's case would be EVERYBODY!
Just my 2 cents and sorry for the rant.
I promise to be funny next time.
I hate cell phone cameras. Technology tends to fall in 2 camps: pick 1 thing and do it great OR do everything equally as bad. Guess were I would categorize the cell phone camera? On top of this is I found it annoying enough whent he naked guy in the locker room just would not let a call from his buddy go to his voice mail ... Nooooooooooo ... he has to answer that right there standing in full view of everyone. That was bad enough, but now he could be taking pictures of people without their knowledge.
I was at Great Clips near my house and a mother was letting her child play with her cell phone. I didn't mind as it had games on it and it kept the brat from screaming. Then I notice I hear some clicking sounds coming from the phone, it kind sounded like a faint camera shutter. This kid was taking pictures and the only indication was a faint sound. I think Korea has it right when the passed a law stating a camera must make a VERY LOUD sound when a camera takes a picture.
Here's the best part about cell phone cameras: what about businesses that forbid cameras on the premises. I work at such a company. Seeing as we make cell phones for a living, it's kinda hard to ban cameras all together. Do you just ban camera phones? How can you tell? Do you know examine every cell phone a person tries to bring onto the premises, which in my company's case would be EVERYBODY!
Just my 2 cents and sorry for the rant.
I promise to be funny next time.
Insanity Reigns Supreme
So, it's not like a woman isn't already completely out of her gourd when she's pregnant, but now we have guests coming. My parents are coming to visit us for a week along with 3 of my younger cousins. We love when they visit and have a great time. However, I've already explained the "nesting" period and the resulting insanity. Well, having guests coming just seems to magnify this insanity. "Clean this ... Wipe this ... Move this ... Vacuum this" you get the idea. But I soldier on with a happy face because if I were to question her, she would rip my freaking head off. Really ... pregnancy is a wonderful thing ... really.
I should also note, that since my wife does read this, I am exaggerating, but when I have I ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story. :)
I should also note, that since my wife does read this, I am exaggerating, but when I have I ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story. :)
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
The Geek Elite
Thanks to my friend, cetan, I have joined the geek elite. Yes my friends, I have a Gmail account!
Monday, June 21, 2004
Weekend ... this was a weekend?
So how did you spend your weekend? I spent mine working, working, working. Not weekday work mind you ... oh no! I have a baby on the way and that means all weekends must now be spent doing something or I have violated some sacred law regarding a woman's nesting period during pregnancy. For those who aren't familiar with the nesting period, it's that wonderful point in time where the woman decides that not a single room in the house is worthy of a newborn child and therefore must be completely redone. My wife is actually a little saner than most in that she's picked only 5 rooms that need to be redone: the nursery (kind of a duh), the den, the attic, the living room, the dining room, my new office, and the basement.
I know what you're saying: "But Twench, that's 7 rooms!" I know, but the basement, dining room, and living room isn't so much redoing as furnishing said rooms with something other than the crap we couldn't find space for in other parts of the house. Anyway, this weekend, I worked on the attic. My project there is to install a floor so we can reclaim so storage space lost during the basement refinishing project. I won't go into the gory details, but this has been a nightmare. For starters, our builder used 2x4's as the joists. This is fine, except there is something like 6 inches of insulation in the attic. That means I can't just put some plywood on the joists cuz there's no room. So, right now, I'm raising the floor by placing more 2x4's on top of the existing joists perpendicularly (means crossways for those less mathematically inclined :) This wouldn't seem too bad except for a few minor details, like the fact that there is PVC pipe that rises about 3/4" above the joists. That means I can't just lay the new 2x4's on top ... I have to cut notches in them so they will not break the PVC pipe. After my 6th trip from the attic to the garage where my tools were and back again, I had had enough of that nonsense. However, I soldiered on and now and I finally got the notches cut right.
Then there is the conduits. These lovely metal pipes are used to run electrical wires from various lights and other electrical thingamajigs. Notches won't cut it here as these little dealies rise a full 1.5' (that's feet!) above the 2x4. There's no way I could raise the floor that high. So, now, when I start laying down the plywood flooring, I have to cut it at all kinds of weird angles just to get it to sit right. *sigh* I'll probably rant more tomorrow, but I'm tired of typing and I probably should do some work at some point today. Until next time!
I know what you're saying: "But Twench, that's 7 rooms!" I know, but the basement, dining room, and living room isn't so much redoing as furnishing said rooms with something other than the crap we couldn't find space for in other parts of the house. Anyway, this weekend, I worked on the attic. My project there is to install a floor so we can reclaim so storage space lost during the basement refinishing project. I won't go into the gory details, but this has been a nightmare. For starters, our builder used 2x4's as the joists. This is fine, except there is something like 6 inches of insulation in the attic. That means I can't just put some plywood on the joists cuz there's no room. So, right now, I'm raising the floor by placing more 2x4's on top of the existing joists perpendicularly (means crossways for those less mathematically inclined :) This wouldn't seem too bad except for a few minor details, like the fact that there is PVC pipe that rises about 3/4" above the joists. That means I can't just lay the new 2x4's on top ... I have to cut notches in them so they will not break the PVC pipe. After my 6th trip from the attic to the garage where my tools were and back again, I had had enough of that nonsense. However, I soldiered on and now and I finally got the notches cut right.
Then there is the conduits. These lovely metal pipes are used to run electrical wires from various lights and other electrical thingamajigs. Notches won't cut it here as these little dealies rise a full 1.5' (that's feet!) above the 2x4. There's no way I could raise the floor that high. So, now, when I start laying down the plywood flooring, I have to cut it at all kinds of weird angles just to get it to sit right. *sigh* I'll probably rant more tomorrow, but I'm tired of typing and I probably should do some work at some point today. Until next time!
Saturday, June 19, 2004
Reject Baby Names II
In a follow up to the earlier post, I forgot an obvious rejected baby name: LEROY!!!
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Why No Idea is EVER Stupid
So, a friend of mine, helloheather, sent me a site meant for daddys, as I will happen to be one in OCTOBER!!! :D
Anyways, I found something on that site that I knew I wanted for me child, THIS. That's right ... a plush toy made to look like the Ebola Virus. And thats not all, you got plush toys that look like maladies like athlete's foot and bad breath, health problems like the common cold and the flu, exotics like beer and bread, and critters like a bed bug. Imagine when I tell my precious little one when they go to bed: "Don't let the bed bugs bite", and then toss that little bugger in bed. Ah ... just imagining the screams of horror makes me smile.
Hmmm ... phone's ringing .... D ... C ... F ... S. Wonder what they want?
Anyways, I found something on that site that I knew I wanted for me child, THIS. That's right ... a plush toy made to look like the Ebola Virus. And thats not all, you got plush toys that look like maladies like athlete's foot and bad breath, health problems like the common cold and the flu, exotics like beer and bread, and critters like a bed bug. Imagine when I tell my precious little one when they go to bed: "Don't let the bed bugs bite", and then toss that little bugger in bed. Ah ... just imagining the screams of horror makes me smile.
Hmmm ... phone's ringing .... D ... C ... F ... S. Wonder what they want?
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Rejected Baby Names
WOW! Has it been a week already!!! Man, I am such a slacker. I will endeavor to improve my consistency here. I have several ideas for posts. Hopefully, I'll remember them.
Anyway, today's post brings you rejected names for our new baby. As many of you may know, Debbie and I already have names picked out. In fact, we've had them for a few years now (not that we're planners or anything). Just so you know, our last name is Brown so keep that in mind as I list rejected baby names.
Molly - They labeled the Titanic unsinkable and look what happened to that!
Charles - Does this really need an explanation?
James - The last thing we need is our baby being born with a red velvet cape screaming "I feel good!"
Those are the big 3 that we threw out off the bat. Have anymore you can think of? Post a comment and let us know.
Until next time (which is hopefully tomorrow)!
Anyway, today's post brings you rejected names for our new baby. As many of you may know, Debbie and I already have names picked out. In fact, we've had them for a few years now (not that we're planners or anything). Just so you know, our last name is Brown so keep that in mind as I list rejected baby names.
Molly - They labeled the Titanic unsinkable and look what happened to that!
Charles - Does this really need an explanation?
James - The last thing we need is our baby being born with a red velvet cape screaming "I feel good!"
Those are the big 3 that we threw out off the bat. Have anymore you can think of? Post a comment and let us know.
Until next time (which is hopefully tomorrow)!
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Family Portait
Have you wanted to see picture of our family. Well, here's a nice picture. Hope you enjoy it. :)
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
How I Spent my Holiday
Did you all enjoy your Memorial Day weekend? Debbie and I certainly did. We spent the weekend visiting her best friend, Caryn, and her family in Alpena, MI. We had a fabulous time visiting them and the kids were adorable. There's nothing quite like the feeling of little children scurrying around you screaming "WAKE UP ED!!!" at 7:00 am. That was their favorite game ... scream at Eddie to wake him up. Chris and Caryn were kind enough to prevent the kids from doing this at 6:00 am, as they wanted to do. I actually did enjoy this ... those kids were adorable and I got to play a game that my father played with me. On Saturday mornings, dad would sleep in a little bit and mom would send my brother upstairs to wake him up. He would pretend to still be asleep as we ran around the bed trying to wake him. When we got close enough, he would grab us , still pretending to be asleep, and pretend we were like a teddy bear. Needless to say, my brother and I enjoyed this game immensely. So too did Caryn's kids. They would run around trying to wake me up. I would remain motionless ... like a lion ready to pounce ... until they got close enough where I could grab them and pretend they were my teddy bear. :) We also learned that when kids are around, a digital camera is a wonderful thing. You can take as many pictures as you like and can immediately tell if the picture you wanted to take was the picture you actually took. I'll probably post a couple of the shots we took, but all 3 of Chris and Caryn's children are wonderful.
I'll try to update this blog more than once this week, most likely with pictures from this weekend. See you then!
I'll try to update this blog more than once this week, most likely with pictures from this weekend. See you then!

