WTF?!?!

Before continuing, please click the linka nd read the second to last paragraph.

http://www.wsmv.com/news/18299454/detail.html

Okay, WTF?!?!?! No, not the torturing with barbecue tongs. I just want to know where the hell this guy gets off calling 5'5" "very short"?!?! Dennis Ferrier better watch it or he may find a very short person's foot where the sun don't shine