I'm counting the paychecks now

Eric just had his four month check up and boy, are his stats an eye opener.

Weight: 17 lbs 14 oz
Height: 27 in
Head: 42 cm

That puts him in the 95th, 96th, and 50th percentiles respectively. So, my dreams of having a NFL linebacker for a son seem to be coming to fruition. Fortunately, his head is normal sized so he'll look good and can get the endorsements too :)