Theater of the Mind

I'd like to present a little Theater of the Mind:

Time: This morning
Place: Lauren's bedroom

With the obvious sounds of an alert toddler emanating from the nursery, I arose from my slumber and approached the door, prepared to begin our morning ritual. As the door creaked open, I realized this morning would be different from the others. Normally, she sits in her bed in her footy pajamas waiting for me. I spied mu little girl in the middle of the room, reading a book. Her outfit was white Easter-ish sandals, diapers, and a white floppy hat ala Gilligan. At least she coordinated her colors.