Spasmodic Monkey Strikes Again

This morning, I thought I would try to give Lauren some cheer by dancing to some songs on the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Seconds after I started, she gave me a very perplexed look and stated emphatically "STOP!". She even did the palm facing me hand motion in case her statement was not clear enough. This next part was not verbalized, but I'm pretty sure it's what she was thinking:

"Look Whitey McWhiteWhite, knock it off because you have all the rhythm of a spasmodic monkey. Let's forget this little incident happened, but don't ever try to do that again lest I be forced to kill you for the embarrassment caused!"

I love you too sweetie!