Saturday, October 28, 2006

A Modest Proposal

I'm not sure if this is a universal thing among women or not, but my wife likes to take my old underwear and convert them into dust rags. As a general rule, I have no problem with this. If it weren't for her, I would probably continue to wear those bad boys until all that was left was an elastic band. So, she makes sure to get rid of underwear that has seen better days (even though I think they have a few good decades left). Plus, it saves us money since we don't have to buy rags and I certainly can help maintain a steady supply. What I do have a problem with is what happens next. So, here is my request for all ladies out there who follow the same path as my wife:
Could you please cut the underwear into a rag shape.?
It took me 7 years, but Debbie finally decided to comply with my request and I am grateful. I know the underwear has been washed repeatedly and there is nothing unsanitary about using it to dust. I would just prefer that when dusting, it does not look like you are using a piece of cloth that in the not too distant past was cuddling my crotch and protecting my pants from my ass. Ladies, if you do this, your husband will appreciate it too if you follow my advice.

Thank you.

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