Things she does to irk me at 17 months old

I think the Pipsqueak has inherited some of Debbie's idiosyncrasies. One that has surfaced recently is a love of wearing socks. When I get the Pipsqueak dressed in the morning, she loves to run around and generally make it difficult to dress her. So, I usually chase her down to put her top on. And then she runs off again pants less. Now, this is not Debbie's idiosyncrasy, I would be a much happier man if it were. I will ask Pipsqueak if she wants to come to me to put her pants on. To this enticement, there is an overwhelming sense of indifference. However, when I hold up a pair of socks, she comes running. So, according to her, socks are much more important than pants. Let's just add this to the list of things Pipsqueak does that irks her father. Prior to this one, the list included:

1. Taking off her pants
   
2. Dancing around any pole she sees
   
3. Giving strange boys hugs and kisses

Man, and we haven't even reached the teenage years yet. I am in for a world of trouble.