Surely those signs aren't meant for me.

We all have seen it, someone gets in the express lane with more items than allowed by the store's policies. At our local Meijer, the self-checkout lanes have clearly posted signs stating 12 items or less only. They have even added hand-written signs at the monitor so you can be sure to see it. So, with all this signage, what did I happen upon during my shopping trip the other day. A woman at the self-checkout lane with a CART FULL OF GROCERIES. This was no meer oversight where she had 20 items. This idiot apparently has decided all those strongly worded signs must not have been meant for her. Then, when she had to run to the back of the store to exchange some item she meant to buy, I just stared in amazement at the audacity.

Okay ... end rant ... How was your day?