Query for Lauren
I need you to clarify something for me my little dear. Are you saying "What's that?" or, when you point to me, are you saying "Ass hat!" It's a fine difference, but I have to warn you. You are not allowed to call daddy an "ass hat" until you're 15 or I've ruined your life (which I will probably do when you're 13). Okay?
Also, would you please stop pointing and things and quizzically saying "Da?" This was funny for a while, but now I'm beginning to wonder if there is something more to this behavior. It's as if you are praying and hoping than anyone other than this dimwit of a man holding you is your father. I'm sorry dear, but I AM your father and you're just going to have to live with that. You can disown me when you're 18, but not sooner.
Also, would you please stop pointing and things and quizzically saying "Da?" This was funny for a while, but now I'm beginning to wonder if there is something more to this behavior. It's as if you are praying and hoping than anyone other than this dimwit of a man holding you is your father. I'm sorry dear, but I AM your father and you're just going to have to live with that. You can disown me when you're 18, but not sooner.
posted by Eddie at 15:52
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