I'm not as stinky as I could be

I love Country Inn & Suites. Let me explain:
I thought I had been careful when getting ready for this trip. I felt I prepared enough and I had everything I needed while staying here in Minneapolis. I continued to feel that way until I began to unpack. It was then I realized I had packed exactly 0 toiletry items. Nothing from our bathroom made its way into my bag. I'm 30 and already I'm senile. This is not good. Anyway, back to Country Inn & Suites. I noticed a little sign that said if you forgot any personal hygiene items, the front desk had some in stock. With that in mind, I sauntered up to the front desk and coyly explained that I needed one of everything. The woman at the front desk just smiled, went in the back, and came out with a comb, toothpaste, toothbrush, deoderant, and mouthwash. YEAH!! I don't have to be so stinky this trip.
I did decide to forego the razor because, I'm in Minnesota after all. It's cold and I need the extra hair for insulation.