Timing is the key to everything

My little girl is really really smart. She's added something to our morning routine that would normally seem unpleasant. However, she's timed this new activity at a point that I can really enjoy it. You see, she has now decided that our ride to Miss Aysha's is the perfect time to let loose a steaming pile so horrid that windows must remain open lest I go blind from the stinging. This has happened everyday for the past 3 days. Like I said, normally, this would be a bad thing. I am able enjoy this though because I can hand her off to Miss Aysha with this biological weapon in her diaper, say "Good bye sweetie ... and you might want to change that diaper" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I sure hope Miss Aysha has some kind of protection there, maybe a gas mask and hazmat suit. Otherwise, the rest of her day will be spent smelling like smelting factory that's downwind from a manure factory.