It was good while it lasted

My dear Lauren,

We had such a good thing going there. I would change your diaper and feed you in the morning. You would hold onto the putrid, eye tearing, nose stinging deposit until we were on our way to day care. Why did you have to change that? Now, I have to drop you off and go home to take another shower just so people at daddy's work won't think he needs a diaper change.

Love,
Daddy