Always look at the weather of your destination

This fine post is brought to you by the Houston Chamber of Commerce. That's right my dear reader, I am sitting in my hotel room in the fine city of Houston, TX. Why am I in Houston? Am I such a White Sox fan that I followed the team here in desperate hopes of getting a ticket to the World Series? Pbbbbt. No, I am here because my product went to hell in a handbaasket here and I was sent to figure out why. I don't travel much for my job, but when I do it sucks giant hairy donkey balls. The rest of my day will be spent sitting in one of those shacks you see at the base of a cell tower with my 4 (that's right ... FOUR!!!) laptops watching and waiting for the problem to happen. Doesn't that sound exciting?
Also, I want to complain to the airlines about room. I am not a big man, in fact some may call me tiny. However, the jerk in front of me decided to "recline" his seat and left me no room to do anything at all. I was hoping to get a little work on my laptop while flying down there, but it was not meant to be. Once he reclined, I had no angle to do any kind of work and found it very frustrating.
One more thing. I am from Chicago and when I hastily packed this morning, I just grabbed some "weather appropriate" clothing. Unfortunately, the weather this clothing is appropriate for is Chicago where it was very cold and rainy. Not 70 and sunny. I am going to be sweating a lot the next few days.
Hopefully, I will post tonight again to update you on my stay in the taint of America. Until then, adieu.