Report of a child abusing a parent

Who would have thought my sweet little, angel-faced, 2-tooth smiling little girl would have been capable of such an act? I certainly didn't. And yet, here I am, with a busted lip thanks to this little 16 lb hellion. What a way to greet the morning! Of course, I blame Debbie for this too as she was the genius who placed Lauren in a position to beat me up.
So, here's the scoop on my abuse. Debbie likes to bring Lauren into the bedroom in the mornings to sit by me and have her little coos wake me up. Normally, this is a good thing. Lauren sees me and gives me a great big smile, so its a nice day. This morning, however, she was extra active. She just started rolling and flailing her arms and legs and letting out squeals of delight. Well, she got in a position where her feet were by my head. As I leaned in a bit, she let out a great big kick that cut my lower lip! What a pip squeak!!!
Its okay though *sniff* ... I'll live *snortle* ...