Pondering on recent events.

With a certain story pertaining to a celebrity PVS patient, I, along with the rest of America, took some time to think about a Living Will. But, Living Wills are hard and require lawyers. I want the easy way out. So, rather than write a new one, I am going to plagiarize this one. Please substitute my name where ever Andy Maskin appears.

Honey, it is now your responsibility to make sure this will is followed to the letter. Enjoy!