Why No Idea is EVER Stupid
So, a friend of mine, helloheather, sent me a site meant for daddys, as I will happen to be one in OCTOBER!!! :D
Anyways, I found something on that site that I knew I wanted for me child, THIS. That's right ... a plush toy made to look like the Ebola Virus. And thats not all, you got plush toys that look like maladies like athlete's foot and bad breath, health problems like the common cold and the flu, exotics like beer and bread, and critters like a bed bug. Imagine when I tell my precious little one when they go to bed: "Don't let the bed bugs bite", and then toss that little bugger in bed. Ah ... just imagining the screams of horror makes me smile.
Hmmm ... phone's ringing .... D ... C ... F ... S. Wonder what they want?
Anyways, I found something on that site that I knew I wanted for me child, THIS. That's right ... a plush toy made to look like the Ebola Virus. And thats not all, you got plush toys that look like maladies like athlete's foot and bad breath, health problems like the common cold and the flu, exotics like beer and bread, and critters like a bed bug. Imagine when I tell my precious little one when they go to bed: "Don't let the bed bugs bite", and then toss that little bugger in bed. Ah ... just imagining the screams of horror makes me smile.
Hmmm ... phone's ringing .... D ... C ... F ... S. Wonder what they want?


2 Comments:
I quote: "for me child"!!!
What am I, an extra in My Fair Lady?!?!?!?! When did I develop a cockney typing accent. Next thing you now, I'll address you all gov'nah.
You crack me up! : )
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