Is this the right class?

As some of you may have read the last time I took an exam for this class, I had the momentary desperate thought that maybe I had somehow wandered into the wrong exam and that's why none of the questions made any sense. In the final today, I was fortunate I was able to avoid that panic. The questions seemed reasonable and I felt I knew the answer to most of them. Thus ends my long 5 year journey towards achieving my graduate degree. So, what do I get for all my effort ... Diddly squat ... bupkis ... nada ... el zilcherino. That's right folks, I get nothing out of this other than the pride and joy felt in enduring (emphasis warranted I might add) 5 years of this crap. Well , I do get one other little thing. On those surveys where they ask you to check the box corresponding to your highest education level ... I can now check a new box (of course, you also can check a new box by the less arduous task of aging).